This one’s WILD. From spring break madness and underage bar stories to MMA ring girl confessions and power slap drama — Episode 47 is pure entertainment.
We dive into: 🎉 Birthday reflections & the beauty of aging
🍻 Underage drinking horror stories
👙 The truth about being a MMA ring girl (at 17!)
🥊 UFC fights, dirty boxing & March Madness losses
💍 Marriage quirks & relationship red flags
📦 Why he’s the “laundry bitch” & never unpacks
🃏 Card collecting, family love & slap fest mayhem
📱 OnlyFans insights & the blur between public & private life
🛸 Conspiracy theories, Egypt & “How do Astronauts masturbate?”
With humor, honesty, and zero filter — we talk aging, sex, fights, and the weirdest sh*t life throws our way.
Timestamps (Optional addition for boosting SEO & engagement)
0:00 – Birthday wishes & aging like wine
5:42 – Spring break stories & being the responsible adults now
14:10 – Underage drinking & bar fails
21:33 – Ring girl at 17: “I texted Dana White…”
30:00 – UFC insights & losing money on Oregon
42:55 – Marriage dynamics: laundry bitch vs. the unpacking queen
50:30 – Power Slap talk & family in the crowd
1:02:18 – OnlyFans, social media, and the line we all cross
1:12:45 – Egypt, pyramids & conspiracy brain
1:20:00 – Wrapping up with laughs and listener shoutouts
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